Your loser giant step-dad, Richard Lennox, introduces you to your new sitter. Nick Darling, he claims, comes with great references. But as soon as he leaves, Nick gives you the lowdown: not only did he fake his references, he just got released from PRISON. He tells you about the tiny slave he had in the big house who lived in his ass. He thinks you'd be a great fit, too, and threatens to sit on you if you don't like it.